Smoking is a much maligned habit in the America of today. Once, it was cool. Now, as far as I can tell in my infinite social wisdom, it is not. Smokers are the only remaining demographic actively discriminated against. Can you imagine how it would feel to be a nail-biter, or a leg-tapper, or a smack addict, and only be allowed to indulge in your innocent habit outdoors, twenty-five feet away from the entrance to any government buildings? The ACLU would be up in arms. But alas, such is the plight of the modern smoker. This guide will teach you everything you need to know about smoking, and how to look so cool doing it that people can't help but take notice, and maybe, god willing, take up smoking themselves.